EMILY'S FILM REVIEWS BONE ALONE (a.k.a. "Alone For Christmas")   (Tim Hill, Joseph J. Lawson / The Asylum 2013) If there was one word to sum this up it would be diabolical I cannot believe I'm admitting this but one line did make me laugh, yes I am deeply ashamed. Somebody sat down and wrote the script to this, directed it, produced it, filmed it, acted in it, watched it; and at no point did anyone say that it was a terrible idea. I've had sleep paralysis more entertaining than this monstrosity! Rated: 2/10 SAUSAGE PARTY    (Conrad Vernon, Greg Tiernan / Columbia 2016) Where do I start? It's not even bad, it's just strange. Firstly, I'm absolutely flabbergasted that this film isn't 18-rated, and secondly, could someone please check on the writers (Kyle Hunter, Ariel Shaffir, Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg) because I'm concerned. I'm not too sure what inspired me to watch this and what's even crazier is the fact that I finished it. It did make me laugh at times though... so it gets a six. Rated: 6/10